Defined.

*\alop-e-coid\ adj., like a fox

Vacation salutation.

TILBTSB - Things I like better than sliced bread.

• Coffee pots that work on timers
• Automatic transmissions
• Earbuds
• Infused vodka (except bacon)
• Online billpay
• Electric pencil sharpeners
• Pitabread
• Trader Joe's
• This American Life
• Flouride in the water
• Pandora radio
• Cellphones with good cameras
• Amazon MP3 store
• FastPass for the tollroad
• Pre-stuck postage stamps
• Text messsaging
• Twitter humorists
• Aerosol sunscreen, SPF50
• Dry shampoo
• Mini bottles of wine
• Hide-a-Key rocks
• CD burners

For Armando.

Party.

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Unsolicited advice.

Things to do while growing a moustache:

• Brew beer
• Reseed the lawn
• Plant a vegetable garden
• Paint your trashcans in psychedelic colors
• Rotate your tires
• Walk every aisle of the public library
• Fingerpaint
• Build shaving cream sculptures
• Dry flowers and make potpourri
• Learn to use a CrockPot
• Make awesome YouTube playlists
• Learn to repair cassette tape players
• Study Arabic or Chinese
• Read every issue of Motorcycle Monthly and write fan letters to your favorite columnists
• Memorize every name of every player of every team that ever played in Oklahoma City
• Try to figure out the recipe for Coca Cola
• Ride your motorcycle to Los Angeles
• Learn to surf
• Remove the backseats in your car and replace them with wooden benches
• Develop interesting new popcorn seasonings
• Shine all of your shoes twice
• Paint portraits of your dogs

For Mr. Henry

Bounce out.

Loud Pockets - Young L

Pizza perfect.

Summername.

Please feel free to address me by my Summer name:  Zorma

Goodmorning Tuesday.

My friend, Eddie.

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How much longer until Halloween?

Desert reading material.

Two years.

Two years is a long time, and also not that long at all.

It's true.

Haters gonna hate.

The World is Lazy.

Best Coast When I'm With You

Remember these?

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Two lists.

Things I'm glad to have a lot of (in no particular order):

• easily neglected potted plants
• postage stamps
• friends and linemen
• vacation days
• bluejeans
• blankets, pillows and bathtowels
• varieties of gold nailpolish
• parental guidance
• chinesefood to-go boxes and brown paper lunchbags
• silverware and coffee cups
• striped t-shirts
• screenprinting supplies
• upward mobility
• souveniers, self-sourced and gifted
• warm acquaintances
• self-esteem

Things I'm glad to have a little of (again, in no particular order):

• gray eyebrow hairs
• car payments and credit cards
• winter clothes
• exboyfriends
• expensive hobbies
• magazine subscriptions
• patience for stupidity
• enemies (mortal or otherwise)
• visible tattoos
• cousins
• favorite TV shows
• body hangups
• pets
• allergies (or other health issues)
• quirky neighbors

1" x 1.5"

 

You can see a lot in a small space sometimes.

Another day, another pen busted while chewing on it.

I just really like how I look with buckets of black ink dripping from my lips.  .

Wacky Wednesday.

Will you post that on Facebook?

"We should never go out together. And by "never" I mean "always" ... Alex Single

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Forest/trees.

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Let me introduce you to my boat.

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Oh, Universe...

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Welcome to the working week.

In my professional career I've found that when work is overwhelming, you just have to do whatever it takes to get on top of it. Photographic evidence helps.