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Yes, this exists in my text message log.

Come hang soon we have two tvs and a wolf blanket for a door. Also unlimited pineapple soda and super ninjas on vhs.

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Newly acquired skill (yet to be put to practice).

Chicken fried steak.

Rooted like a tree.

Caption This! (LA Metro Blue Line Edition)

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Monday.

Preach.

"Jail is incongruous and out of character for me!  And Twin Towers is no acception!"
-Yelp reviewer
(in his Yelp review of jail)

Yelp: Twin Towers Correctional Facility, Los Angeles

Nineteenth century badass.

A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."

-- Stephen Crane (1899)

Bee'd.

Defined.

*\alop-e-coid\ adj., like a fox

Vacation salutation.