TILBTSB - Things I like better than sliced bread.

• Coffee pots that work on timers
• Automatic transmissions
• Earbuds
• Infused vodka (except bacon)
• Online billpay
• Electric pencil sharpeners
• Pitabread
• Trader Joe's
• This American Life
• Flouride in the water
• Pandora radio
• Cellphones with good cameras
• Amazon MP3 store
• FastPass for the tollroad
• Pre-stuck postage stamps
• Text messsaging
• Twitter humorists
• Aerosol sunscreen, SPF50
• Dry shampoo
• Mini bottles of wine
• Hide-a-Key rocks
• CD burners

For Armando.

Party.

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Unsolicited advice.

Things to do while growing a moustache:

• Brew beer
• Reseed the lawn
• Plant a vegetable garden
• Paint your trashcans in psychedelic colors
• Rotate your tires
• Walk every aisle of the public library
• Fingerpaint
• Build shaving cream sculptures
• Dry flowers and make potpourri
• Learn to use a CrockPot
• Make awesome YouTube playlists
• Learn to repair cassette tape players
• Study Arabic or Chinese
• Read every issue of Motorcycle Monthly and write fan letters to your favorite columnists
• Memorize every name of every player of every team that ever played in Oklahoma City
• Try to figure out the recipe for Coca Cola
• Ride your motorcycle to Los Angeles
• Learn to surf
• Remove the backseats in your car and replace them with wooden benches
• Develop interesting new popcorn seasonings
• Shine all of your shoes twice
• Paint portraits of your dogs

For Mr. Henry

Bounce out.

Loud Pockets - Young L

Pizza perfect.

Summername.

Please feel free to address me by my Summer name:  Zorma

Goodmorning Tuesday.

My friend, Eddie.

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How much longer until Halloween?

Desert reading material.