Tuesday, May 24, 2011

TILBTSB - Things I like better than sliced bread.

  • Coffee pots that work on timers
  • Automatic transmissions
  • Earbuds
  • Infused vodka (except bacon)
  • Online billpay
  • Electric pencil sharpeners
  • Pitabread
  • Trader Joe's
  • This American Life
  • Flouride in the water
  • Pandora radio
  • Cellphones with good cameras
  • Amazon MP3 store
  • FastPass for the tollroad
  • Pre-stuck postage stamps
  • Text messsaging
  • Twitter humorists
  • Aerosol sunscreen, SPF50
  • Dry shampoo
  • Mini bottles of wine
  • Hide-a-Key rocks
  • CD burners
For Armando.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Party.

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Unsolicited advice.

Things to do while growing a moustache:
  • Brew beer
  • Reseed the lawn
  • Plant a vegetable garden
  • Paint your trashcans in psychedelic colors
  • Rotate your tires
  • Walk every aisle of the public library
  • Fingerpaint
  • Build shaving cream sculptures
  • Dry flowers and make potpourri
  • Learn to use a CrockPot
  • Make awesome YouTube playlists
  • Learn to repair cassette tape players
  • Study Arabic or Chinese
  • Read every issue of Motorcycle Monthly and write fan letters to your favorite columnists
  • Memorize every name of every player of every team that ever played in Oklahoma City
  • Try to figure out the recipe for Coca Cola
  • Ride your motorcycle to Los Angeles
  • Learn to surf
  • Remove the backseats in your car and replace them with wooden benches
  • Develop interesting new popcorn seasonings
  • Shine all of your shoes twice
  • Paint portraits of your dogs
For Mr. Henry

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Summername.

Please feel free to address me by my Summer name:  Zorma

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Goodmorning Tuesday.

My friend, Eddie.
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