Unsolicited advice.

Things to do while growing a moustache:

• Brew beer
• Reseed the lawn
• Plant a vegetable garden
• Paint your trashcans in psychedelic colors
• Rotate your tires
• Walk every aisle of the public library
• Fingerpaint
• Build shaving cream sculptures
• Dry flowers and make potpourri
• Learn to use a CrockPot
• Make awesome YouTube playlists
• Learn to repair cassette tape players
• Study Arabic or Chinese
• Read every issue of Motorcycle Monthly and write fan letters to your favorite columnists
• Memorize every name of every player of every team that ever played in Oklahoma City
• Try to figure out the recipe for Coca Cola
• Ride your motorcycle to Los Angeles
• Learn to surf
• Remove the backseats in your car and replace them with wooden benches
• Develop interesting new popcorn seasonings
• Shine all of your shoes twice
• Paint portraits of your dogs

For Mr. Henry