Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Speak. More. Slowly. (or don't)

I got a new phone and tested out the voice recognition software.  I spoke quickly, and this is what it heard:

after finishing my sandwich headed back toward home sprint are the lizard abandoned furniture people done drinking nothing before dinner hello front yard are you still populated the block in orange and drive and light green roses baking in the sun and moans getting dinner started

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Wallet (with cash), sunglasses, candy, calendar, addressbook, pen, toothbrush, lipstick and liner and gloss, stickers, gum, cake shaped eraser.


No prizefights??




Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Graffiti - translated.

I was here - hell, I AM here. In this place you thought no one could go, nobody would be clever enough to get to - well, I got there. See? Here's the proof. And, y'know those other places you think I can't get to? Watch.

Metro Blue Line, Watts
11/1/11

Friday, October 7, 2011

Talking.

She was talking about her exboyfriend, she said -

"He didn't like anything.  I mean, we dated for three years and he ever actually liked a single thing.  I swear."

"Maybe you just didn't know him."
- I said, but she didn't hear me.  She just kept talking.

Friday, September 2, 2011

#30daysofGOOD Challenge 2: Converse with a Service Employee.

In Tweet format:

Talked to the unbelievably upbeat LA Metro maintenance dude abt the blood he was cleaning. Put my "work" in perspective! #30daysofGOOD"

--http://twitter.com/ThunderTheft/status/109652473320456193

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

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Y'know that thing...

Y'know that thing where you keep turning up the volume, but you can't get it loud enough?  It's like that.

Gloss Drop by Battles

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

For Jesse.

I was in the car yesterday with NPR on in the background and I heard mention of Uganda. My ears instantly perked up and I turned up the volume to listen. It was the end of the story, so I didn't catch much, but I just wanted to let you know that it's because of you that I heard it. So many other words and places and stories droned on in the background but, for no personal reason other than knowing you, I care about Uganda now. Thanks for that.

Friday, August 19, 2011

I just...

I just ate the best quesadilla of my life.

El Farolito, San Francisco CA (24th St/Alabama)

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Y'hear?

Don't be wrong.  Listen to Megan.


Thursday, August 4, 2011

You know those folks that fall in love with inanimate objects?  I kinda feel that way about the LA River.  I wanna get to know it.