TILBTSB - Things I like better than sliced bread.

• Coffee pots that work on timers
• Automatic transmissions
• Earbuds
• Infused vodka (except bacon)
• Online billpay
• Electric pencil sharpeners
• Pitabread
• Trader Joe's
• This American Life
• Flouride in the water
• Pandora radio
• Cellphones with good cameras
• Amazon MP3 store
• FastPass for the tollroad
• Pre-stuck postage stamps
• Text messsaging
• Twitter humorists
• Aerosol sunscreen, SPF50
• Dry shampoo
• Mini bottles of wine
• Hide-a-Key rocks
• CD burners

For Armando.