My boss asked me to do something as he was leaving the office – this was my response:
Done – also done with the other project which may have been what you were instructing me to do, but I kept cutting you off. I cut you off a lot today, sorry about that. I think I was a little jumpy because I drank wayyy more coffee than I should (the new stuff is awesome).
Then a moment later I sent him this:
Seriously – I just almost broke my fingers I typed that last message so fast. I might just run home to Long Beach instead of riding the train.